A Little Bird Told Me

“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”

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mochacorgi:

yutsna:

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manafromheaven:

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squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

We all know the dance to this

ITS BACK

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flyingcuttlefish:

xtattooedheart:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
Majestic.

Sounds like the little girl getting burned alive in the Silent Hill movie.

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sexdrugsandkaijuparts:

that-darling-little-sammy:

Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine

  • Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
  • Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily

Sure, but realistically wings would be a pain in the butt. If they were the size necessary to actually support flight on a person, they would be huge and always dragging on the ground.

Try sitting on a toilet with those things. Or finding clothes. You’d have to sleep on your stomach, or standing.

Just a short list of cons.

BUT IN THE FANTASY SENSE, YES. I WOULD LOVE WINGS.

(Source: bubblybodt)

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On August 5, this blog turned two years old! Can’t believe I forgot.

Happy belated bday, feather-in-your-cap!